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- FIN -
Alas! It is all over.
Da Super secured 200 opens and almost 150 spares (149).
Da Judgie secured 200 spares, almost 200 strikes (190), and broke 100 opens.
Da Puba secured 200 strikes and 150 spares.
At the end, Super contributed $76 into the pot. Judge raped him for $40 of it. Puba violated him for $25 of it. The Super recupes $10 to make his losings $66.
New teams were drawn (twice, thrice...) with the honors going to our league secretary, Check.
Team 1 features:
Da Judgie - After surviving a full season with Da Puba, the Judgie tries to lead his own team. Will he utilize his studies under Da Puba to be the clutch bowler and silent leader he is capable of becoming? Or will he revert back to showcasing his skills in meaningless performances? Nonetheless, he became a first time season winner as his efforts along with Da Puba's secured $40 from their rivals. Projected average in 2009/2010 season: 182
Da Bush Baby - Frustration and more frustration plagued the Bush Baby this past season as she tried to bowl well under the guise of a team without much of an identity. Capable of going hot at any time, the Bush Baby has to find it within herself to carry and lead her team in their darkest hour. Projected average in 2009/2010 season: 165
Tylon's Brother - Giving up on his team even before the season got going exemplified TB's season. Eager to prove that he could be a winnah without Da Puba, TB failed miserably to deliver. One could say that his failure was more cataclismic than his playoff collapse as it entailed 30+ weeks. Unable to secure a spot on Da Puba's team, will TB continue to blame the fact that he will not be highlighted on Da Puba's weekly feature blog for his shortcomings, or will he redeem himself and prove he can not only be a winnah, but also "finish the job?" Projected average in 2009/2010 season: 172
Team 2 features:
Da Super - Having not bowled for years, Da Super returned to hostile territory as he was paired with none other than Da Puba. Despite dealing with Da Puba's wrath, Da Super did manage to learn a few things... only to revert back to his old methods every now and then. The dress rehearsal is over. The new season yields new (and higher) expectations. The potential is there (to bowl a 200 or to bowl a 91). But it falls on Da Super's desire and capacity to change his bowling style. Projected average in 2009/2010 season: 151
Da Puba - After pairing with Da Super and Da Judgie with many expecting failure, Da Puba showed that even he could make winners out of those that others are so quickly to discount. Sometimes, sheer will and determination can go a long way. Other times, it leads to implosion and utter annihilation. As in any other season, will Da Puba burst through to victory, or will he crash and burn, destroying everyone in his vicinity? Like Nitro, he is powerful, but extremely volatile. Projected average in 2009/2010 season: 185
Da Cheeze - After not being paired with Da Puba for two full seasons, Da Cheeze is at crossroads. Unable to temper his new ball and bowling style, he needs the helpful and analytical eye of Da Puba to keep him controlled. Fortunately for Da Cheeze, he and Da Puba reunite once again. Whereas Da Puba's temperament can be both polarizing and rewarding, Da Cheeze's raw power has to be harnassed and released at the right moment. Much like his favorite sport, F1, the KERS system can generate piercing, passing speed/power if used at the right time. At the wrong instant, someone has to scoop up the broken pieces. Projected average in 2009/2010 season: 171